1. (via donaldduckofficial)

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  3. officialunitedstates:

    inmyheadandonmymind:

    officialunitedstates:

    did good on my bread final

    no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

    thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

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  4. ilikebigdrumsandicannotlie:

    escapedgoat:

    xxvalleygirlxx:

    When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

    image

    When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

    image

    This never fails to make me laugh

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  7. stayuntilwednesday:

When you think you see your friend in public…and it’s not them.

    stayuntilwednesday:

    When you think you see your friend in public…and it’s not them.

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  8. keatonpickles:

    unclefather:

    *during sex*

    girl: talk dirty to me

    me: *plays trumpet riff like in jason derulo song*

    TRUMPET

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  10. superlockedinthephandom:

    the-vashta-nerada:

    thatcrazylittlelord:

    the-vashta-nerada:

    nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

    I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

    yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

    i like you

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